Favorite films

  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Inception
  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Little Women

Recent activity

  • Babylon


  • Attack of the Hollywood Clichés!

  • Causeway


  • White Noise


Recent reviews

  • Babylon



    I liked a lot of movies that came out in 2022, but I was sort of bummed that I had yet to have a movie experience that just absolutely blew me away. Well, guess I waited too long to see Babylon.

    This seriously knocked me on my ass. I didn’t even know what to say when it ended. It’s like this movie captured and conjured every single emotion possible.
    It encapsulates everything: hopes, dreams, exhilaration, ecstasy, despair, petrifying fear- the…

  • Attack of the Hollywood Clichés!

    Attack of the Hollywood Clichés!

    Wait this was a lot of fun lol

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