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Favourites are most recently watched 5* movies.

Favorite films

  • Bottoms
  • Rush
  • Society of the Snow
  • The Kitchen

Recent activity

  • Meet Joe Black


  • All of Us Strangers


  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug


  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey


Pinned reviews

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion


    Visible confusion. Well,  I... uhh, well fuck.

    Ok so to get it out of the way yes this is one of the best series produced on any medium and no it is not overrated. I keep typing things and deleting them because I have no idea what I’m currently feeling towards this but I want to get some of my thoughts out of the way before I go to bed and before I get a chance to watch End of Evangelion. …

  • Casablanca



    It’s still the same old story. Almost 80 years later and Casablanca remains one of the most iconic films ever made and perhaps the one film that comes to mind when people think of the word ‘movie’. It’s the definition of a classic, but is it a classic because it’s great or is it great because it’s a classic? 

    The truth is that, short of a time machine, there’s really no way to separate the myth and legend of Casablanca

Recent reviews

  • Meet Joe Black

    Meet Joe Black


    “Death and taxes.”

    This truly might be one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. I kind of loved it and I genuinely wouldn’t be able to tell you why. Just something about the way it’s shot, the music, how slow everything is (although it truly has no right being this long) feels wonderfully whimsical in a way I can’t explain.

    The premise is very interesting but the way it plays out makes no sense whatsoever. Same for the tragic/beautiful…

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers


    I can tolerate a film being too gay, but too English is where I draw the line. 

    Good movie though, with some great acting. Liked Claire Foy in this particularly. I just didn’t connect with it emotionally as much as I would have liked, and saw parts of it coming a long way in advance.

Popular reviews

  • Waltz with Bashir

    Waltz with Bashir

    Oh no the poor IDF soldiers have PTSD from knowingly participating in a massacre against civilians :( maybe if they were tried and punished for their crimes they would feel better :D 

    As someone mentioned it’s like if a Nazi made a movie trying to get you to sympathise with him because of the PTSD he got from the concentration camps, then proceeded to absolve himself of guilt because he was only a guard and didn’t directly take part in the killing he knew was going on inside. 

    1 star for cool animation / soundtrack

    My Cinematic Travels 

  • Black Holes: The Edge of All We Know

    Black Holes: The Edge of All We Know


    Head empty I have no idea what is going on but it is very cool please carry on mr science man