Michael Roberts

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Favorite films

  • Vera Drake
  • My Best Friend's Wedding
  • Sharp Stick
  • Paths of Glory

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  • Barbie

    ★★★★½

  • Madame Web

    ★★★½

  • Perfect Days

    ★★★½

  • The Sweet East

    ★★½

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★½

    *first* movie watched in new apartment on new television eoowwww (needed something with a lot of color) ...the "Barbie on the bus stop" scene best of Gerwig's career fuckkk

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    most will say Madame Web is bad, some will say it’s the worst movie they’ve ever seen…but to me, it’s a movie featuring Sydney Sweeney asking a blind Dakota Johnson “how’s your eyesight?” and Dakota responding “I’ve never seen clearer…”. and i’m leaving it at that 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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  • NYAD

    NYAD

    ★★★★

    jodie foster throwing back Diet Cokes in a sports bra had me so giddy

  • Rotting in the Sun

    Rotting in the Sun

    ★★★★

    a horror movie about jordan firstman pitching you his project at a nude beach