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  • Return of the Jedi
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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  • Cabin Fever: Patient Zero

  • Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

    ★★★

  • Cabin Fever

    ★★★

  • The Descent: Part 2

    ★★★½

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  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★★½

    I had to steal Wifie passcode from neighboring country for access to moviefilm about delivery of prodigious bribe to American regime for make benefit once glorious nation of Kazakhstan, as the great Amazonia has yet to shrink moviefilm into disc for player. Great success! While Moviefilm has more script than first of Borat trip to US & A, Borat make great success spreading Virus all over world while make fun with left and right, east and west, feminist and supreme-ists, male…

  • Batman

    Batman

    ★★★★

    Batman takes on four of his arch-enemies at once! One of the silliest, campiest live-action films one can find is also the first live-action non-independently-produced superhero film - 1966's Batman. I don't think I've seen this one for 30 years and honestly I think I had forgotten that I had seen it in my youth, confusing this film with the television series that followed with the same actors and costumes. In watching it, however, I recalled the best memories of…

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  • Cabin Fever: Patient Zero

    Cabin Fever: Patient Zero

    I wasn't willing to consider Cabin Fever 2 a bad flick, but this one is different. It abandons the silly musical overtones and half slapstick take on some of the gore, and tries to go straight horror without any real scares. There's several instances where the characters are mulling about on the screen and there's no real progress to the film making it plainly obvious that it was a short script stretched to a 91 minute runtime. There's weird and…

  • Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

    Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

    This Cabin Fever sequel took the silly side of the original and ran with it as it is essentially one big dark comedy, well, that is if you consider things like a sickly janitor pissing blood into the prom punch dark comedy. From the pool shenanigans, shop-class amputation, bloody cum-shot and herpes-trading blowjob to the thousands of buckets of pressure-sprayed fake blood, I thought this one was a lot of fun. I only read about the production woes recently, and…

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  • Apollo 13

    Apollo 13

    ★★★★★

    A giant film in cinematic history. This film might not have been the first historical drama, but its critical success cemented the genre as a big-budget money maker on the big screen, which documentaries had been seemingly trying to do since the inception of the film industry. There's really no telling how many more people have seen Niel Armstrong land on the moon in the introduction of this film than have actually pulled the events up on you-tube or elsewhere.…

  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever

    I can understand the low ratings on this one. On top of the questionable performances it's almost hard to take seriously with silly background music and totally off the wall characters that leave you questioning if the average person would act the same in those circumstances. Yet I kind of had fun with this one on both watches now. I thought it delivered enough laughs to warrant a comedy tag. Also the last bit of the film also really made…