Speed 2: Cruise Control ½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

· How fast is 15 knots, for fucks sake? Impossible to relate. Fuck you, Jan.
· Why the fuck would you let someone bring 20 golf clubs on a cruise? AND LEECHES? Fuck you again, Jan.
· At the end, how much did the guy reading the speed aloud get paid? Fuck him.
· Did they run out of script and had to extend the last act 30 extra minutes? Fuck 'em.
· Harpooning a plane? *Sigh*
· Finally, fuck me for watching this piece of crap. I love action movies and I know they may take some liberties, but this is too much!