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Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Jurassic Park
  • Magnolia
  • Memento

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Pinned reviews

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two


    After waiting several years of unfortunate delays and enduring a great deal of shitty films in the first two months of 2024, I have finally witnessed what may very well be the cinematic benchmark that no other film set to be released within the next several months will be able to reach. This is the science fiction spectacle geared towards adults that we've been deprived of for so long, and soon will be looked upon by many as the gold…

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw


    The last time I sat in a full auditorium, surrounded by grown-ass men audibly crying their eyes out, the world waved a tearful goodbye to Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark. I knew going in that it would be a tough watch, but I completely underestimated how emotionally devastating this movie would turn out to be. Despite operating on a lower budget and compacting a great deal of this incredible story within the confines of a 2+ hour run time, the…

Recent reviews

  • Argylle


    The bigger the twists, the dumber it gets.

    The greater the cost, the more quality is lost.

    The longer the running time, the more it feels like an active crime.

    The catchier the end credit song, the more I have to jam along.

  • Bob Marley: One Love

    Bob Marley: One Love


    "You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Bob Marley has to think about his entire life before he plays."

Popular reviews

  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic


    "I can't talk too long. I gotta poo."

    This movie is a gift.

  • Table 19

    Table 19


    Who the fuck puts the goddamn wedding cake at the front entrance??!!