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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    For a sequel that took 36 years to get made and released, this was the absolute best outcome anyone could've hoped for. When Tom Cruise talked about being a part of the gold standard, this is absolutely what the fuck he was talking about. This is about as solid of an answer as we're ever going to get to the age-old question of why we go to the movies and if you even THINK about waiting to see this on…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Even better a second time, especially in 3D! It's just such a fun, rewatchable ride through Sam Raimi's House of Marvel Horrors that's now currently sitting in my Top 10 favorite MCU films!

    - After seeing it twice, I still had a few burning questions, one of them concerning the whereabouts of 616 Mordo (Chiwetel Ejiofor). After some quick digging, I really want to see that deleted scene of Mordo on his quest of purging the…

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  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    "I can't talk too long. I gotta poo."

    This movie is a gift.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    Dear Sir Ridley Scott,

    If you have any plans at all to make anymore follow-ups to your classic works (Gladiator, Legend, Thelma & Louise, etc), just give them all to Denis Villeneuve and his team. I have a very strong feeling that they would make them even better than what you originally conceived.
    Dear Academy,

    If Roger Deakins doesn't receive his first Oscar for Best Cinematography at next year's award ceremony, best be making them plans for retirement...
    Dear Box Office Employee,

    May I have another ticket please?