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Michael Bay is a superb formalist but really shaky with a) characters, b) narrative, c) women, and d) narrative. Let's take a look at how tolerable I find his films! The first few films on the list are ones I actually quite like, despite the overt sexism.
I spent last night ralphing so much that I burned my throat with bile, with means I'm in a shit mood and Bayhem generally makes me feel better.
Will update when I see 13 Hours: Jingoism and Murdering Brown People for Entertainment