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Bayhem! Ranked by how tolerable I find the Bayhem!

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Michael Bay is a superb formalist but really shaky with a) characters, b) narrative, c) women, and d) narrative. Let's take a look at how tolerable I find his films! The first few films on the list are ones I actually quite like, despite the overt sexism.

I spent last night ralphing so much that I burned my throat with bile, with means I'm in a shit mood and Bayhem generally makes me feel better.

Will update when I see 13 Hours: Jingoism and Murdering Brown People for Entertainment

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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    1

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    2

  • Pain & Gain

    3

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    4

  • 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

    5

  • The Rock

    6

  • Transformers

    7

  • Armageddon

    8

  • The Island

    9

  • Bad Boys II

    10

  • Bad Boys

    11

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    12

  • 6 Underground

    13

  • Pearl Harbor

    14