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  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young

    ★★★★★

    The pace...























































































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    ... part of the reason......


















































































































    ...I love this...




































































































    ...so fucking much.










































































    *spits*

  • Sisters

    Sisters

    ★★★★

    Gotta 《 Split
    Love 》 Screen
    That 》 Action

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  • The Jesus Rolls

    The Jesus Rolls

    ★½

    Jesus that felt a lot longer than 80 minutes. Extra half star for the gypsy kings

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    Enjoyed this loads more second time round. I still think its a good 40 minutes too long

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  • Olla

    Olla

    ★★★★

    I prefer to masterbate and then eat my snacks

  • Bird Island

    Bird Island

    ★★★★

    I'm torn, because I could have done with 2 hours of just why all those humans were so weird but equally I could have done with 2 hours for each and every bird and it's back story and journey of recovery. I'll go and watch Ratatouille this weekend.