B-
I was gonna watch the movie Paris, 13th District tonight, but I wanted something shorter so instead I chose this, which was co-written by the director of that movie, Jacques Audiard. I’m thinking of going on an Audiard marathon since he has some interesting looking movies!
This was a cool little movie from the perspective of a dog. It’s pretty much just the dog narrating and observing humans for an hour and 20 minutes as he goes from owner…
Yawn. More like A Most Boring Film.
I’ve been wanting to watch this for a while because of the stacked cast and its A24 affiliation. I was simultaneously intrigued and skeptical, but it was worse than even my lowest expectations. Mobster movies don’t really interest me in general, and this one was aggressively uninteresting from the first scene on.
Oscar Isaac is usually great, but I was shocked at how mediocre he was in this. He wasn’t…
30% of the Earth is covered by land.
The other 70% is covered by the tears I’ve shed from watching this movie.
