Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Thumbelina 1994

  ★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023

  everyone in this movie was a big ol' walking red flag.
  i want my 82 minutes back.

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  The Tracey Fragments 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2023

  if i had seen this at 15 i would have been wearing a shower curtain for halloween...

Popular reviews

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  Velvet Goldmine 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Sep 2022

  i would sell my soul for a chance to live for one minute in this movie.

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  Don's Plum 2001

  ★★ Added

  half this movie is a bunch of white dudes discussing bisexuality.
  it's terrible but in a weird way i also want everyone to watch it so we can make fun of it together.

  plus it gave us epic bangers like:

  "You're a whore. Go, go, go. *cat noises* kiki sksk *roars*"
  "Do everything you gotta do, including your boss."
  "And you know what I love? When somebody licks my armpits."
  "The waters worse than my breath."
  "I relate to trees…