Favorite films

  • Wonder Boys
  • Velvet Goldmine
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Holes

Recent activity

  • Thumbelina


  • The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

  • Annie


  • Where the Crawdads Sing


Recent reviews

  • Thumbelina



    everyone in this movie was a big ol' walking red flag.
    i want my 82 minutes back.

  • The Tracey Fragments

    The Tracey Fragments


    if i had seen this at 15 i would have been wearing a shower curtain for halloween...

Popular reviews

  • Velvet Goldmine

    Velvet Goldmine


    i would sell my soul for a chance to live for one minute in this movie.

  • Don's Plum

    Don's Plum


    half this movie is a bunch of white dudes discussing bisexuality.
    it's terrible but in a weird way i also want everyone to watch it so we can make fun of it together.

    plus it gave us epic bangers like:

    "You're a whore. Go, go, go. *cat noises* kiki sksk *roars*"
    "Do everything you gotta do, including your boss."
    "And you know what I love? When somebody licks my armpits."
    "The waters worse than my breath."
    "I relate to trees…