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  • Twister

    Twister

    My love, I am the speed of sound; I left them motherless, fatherless. Their souls dangling inside out from their mouths - but it's never enough.
    (I want you)

    Carved your name across three counties. Ground it in with bloody hides. Their broken necks will line the ditch; till you stop it, stop it, stop it - stop this madness.
    (I want you)

    I have waited with a glacier's patience; smashed every transformer with every trailer, till nothing was standing,…

  • Teen Wolf

    Teen Wolf

    How's your love life? Having trouble? Suffered another failed relationship? Listen up. I'll tell you what you're doing wrong...

    Stop chasing your "Pam" and start accepting your "Boof".

    She likes the real you.
    Lycanthropy doesn't impress her.

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Sometimes you’re not so much disappointed by the movie, but by the fact that your inability to enjoy it is an indication that you’re old and uncool.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    Shamefully derivative of Miss Nelson is Missing!

    Amazing Amy tries, but she'll never be Viola Swamp.

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  • Crash

    Crash

    I used to be really racist. But then I saw this movie. Now I'm not racist anymore.

    If you don't wanna be racist, you should watch it too.

    Just make sure you see this particular movie and not the other Crash by David Cronenberg. That one just makes you really kinky.

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    My own plan is to challenge Death to a little Super Mario Kart action. Immortality should await me as I'm almost unstoppable on Rainbow Road.