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  • The Thief of Bagdad

    The Thief of Bagdad

    Thinking of taking the kids to the new Aladdin movie? Risky move. 

    Why not avoid the potential disappointment and show them this instead? I guarantee you it’s better.

    Heck, it’s better than The Wizard of Oz.

  • Jaws

    Jaws

    It’s difficult deciding which version of a movie to put into your home library. I’d strongly advise you avoid the special Damien Hirst Edition, though. The packaging may look great, but the actual disc is dripping in formaldehyde.

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  • Crash

    Crash

    I use to be really racist. But then I saw this movie, and now I'm not racist anymore.

    If you don't wanna be racist, you should watch it too.

    Just make sure you see this particular movie and not the other Crash by David Cronenberg. That one just makes you really kinky.

  • To Die For

    To Die For

    Once, when I was eighteen, I ate a sandwich too quickly and developed a horrible case of the hiccups. Ridding myself of the condition wasn't usually a problem, but this particular case was troublesome as none of my usual tricks (e.g., eating peanut butter, holding my breath, tiny sips of water) were proving effective.

    Twenty-four hours later, with still no change, I grew worried and sought medical advice. A doctor (probably suspecting my case as psychosomatic) prescribed me some very…