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1313: Haunted Frat 2011
I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane.
Someone help me
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Lorna, the Exorcist 1974
Film #37 of Shocktober17
Lorna is the possessor. The "mysterious, irresistible, sorceress from a fantasy novel" Gorgeous, theatrical, dreamy and powerful. Lorna knows what she wants and she will get it, or ruin you trying to. Lorna and her electrifying blue eyeshadow; "this woman wants our destruction".
Lorna is the mother who desires to be united with the now 18-year old Linda (played by Lina Romay). Lorna with soft orange and brown makeup, dressed in black lace. Visiting in the…
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666: Teen Warlock 2016
This time my other roommate walked in on me watching this and they commented that it looked like low budget gay porn. Tbh they are correct and I am not ashamed, even tho this one wasn’t even really a shirtless men movie!
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666: Kreepy Kerry 2014
Maybe the brain rot syndrome has turned fatal but this was... not bad? Very much a 1313 movie in spirit, but believe it or not there is kind of a plot in between all of the shirtless hunky himbo wandering and soap-less showering. They also say the title "Kreepy Kerry" a ridiculous number of times and there is nothing I love more than that. Halfway through this, my roommate burst in my room and told me they broke open a…
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Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006
“I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”
Here we go again…
UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.
(MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)
Intro:
I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!
In the past,…
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The Hot Chick 2002
BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
BALL BASEBALL
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
ROACHES, BEETLES,
BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
LERS AND ACROBATS,
A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK
