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  1313: Haunted Frat 2011

  ★★ Watched 13 Aug 2017 11

  I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane. 

  Someone help me

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  Lorna, the Exorcist 1974

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Oct 2017 9

  Film #37 of Shocktober17

  Lorna is the possessor. The "mysterious, irresistible, sorceress from a fantasy novel" Gorgeous, theatrical, dreamy and powerful. Lorna knows what she wants and she will get it, or ruin you trying to. Lorna and her electrifying blue eyeshadow; "this woman wants our destruction".

  Lorna is the mother who desires to be united with the now 18-year old Linda (played by Lina Romay). Lorna with soft orange and brown makeup, dressed in black lace. Visiting in the…

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  Ted 2012

  Watched 22 Jan 2023

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  Shatter Dead 1994

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2023 2

  5 stars for the sex scene where she gets fucked with a gun

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  The Hot Chick 2002

  ★★½ Watched 02 Jul 2020 3

  BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
  THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
  THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
  TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
  BALL BASEBALL
  HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
  IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
  THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
  TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
  GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
  THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
  IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
  ROACHES, BEETLES,
  BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
  NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
  THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
  LERS AND ACROBATS,
  A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
  ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
  FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK

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  Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006

  Added 48

  “​​I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”

  Here we go again…

  UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.

  (MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)

  Intro:

  I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!

  In the past,…