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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    I'm sure it will be frightening to some people, but given that I regularly consort nude in the woods with Satan, The Witch played more like a life-affirming coming of age film. Beautiful film, wonderful horror movie.

  • mother!



    Stupid man tried to write a metaphor about what it is to be a woman with all the subtlety of a chainsaw. He got so busy making the metaphor that he forgot to make a movie.

    EDIT: The more I think about it the more insulting the movie is too, classic case of some idiot trying to make a comment on something out of their depth by just repeating it over and over again without any insight, just subjecting you…