Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Good Burger 1997

  ★ Rewatched 15 Aug 2023 2

  Idk what movie i just watched but it wasnt good

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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2023

  Dodgeball was better

Popular reviews

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  tick, tick...BOOM! 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Mar 2022 1

  Unbelievable.

  This movie is why it’s our moral responsibility to bully theater kids. It’s also a testament to the WORST pockets of american culture.

  This movie jerks off to jerking off to the lifestyle of a starving artist. There are TWO layers of masturbation here.

  The character is such a reprehensible, insufferable dickhead that you find yourself hoping he fails, just so he can finally pull his head out of his own ass and get in touch with reality.

  But…

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2022 2

  Ive seen two movies this month that explore generational trauma in asian families

  This one is better, decidedly

  Heartfelt tale. The mom is mean (no more google eyes!) and marriage is bad (life better without you!) but then they realize true secret (We are family)

  Wow

  When the final montage showed the rocket launching off, I climaxed

  I kinda wanted her to murder her daughter in that one scene but the grandpa pulling out the gun was good too

  Loved

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