I just think they’re neat

2 stars is a wide baseline for average, everything else is weighted around it

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  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    Won't You Be My Neighbor?


    He’s a nice guy and all but anyone who claimed to actually like his show as a kid is a cop

  • Johnny Guitar

    Johnny Guitar


    Can’t remember the last time I was this confused about a movies reception, or saw a performance as film ruining as Mercedes Mcambridge’s. The hour of posse chasing borders on tortuous.

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    Everyone who told me that Shining scene was worth watching is dead to me

  • The Grapes of Wrath

    The Grapes of Wrath


    What a coup getting FDR himself to appear in this to preach the virtues of don't-call-it-communism