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  • The Thing

    The Thing


    I don’t know what the hell is in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

    They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

  • Michael Jackson's Thriller

    Michael Jackson's Thriller


    Darkness falls across the land
    The midnight hour is close at hand
    Creatures crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize y'all's neighborhood

    And whosoever shall be found
    Without the soul for getting down
    Must stand and face the hounds of hell
    And rot inside a corpse's shell

    The foulest stench is in the air
    The funk of 40 thousand years 
    And grisly ghouls from every tomb
    Are closing in to seal your doom
    And though you fight to stay alive
    Your body starts to shiver 
    For no mere mortal can resist
    The evil of the thriller!


Popular reviews

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    An enchanting, beautiful little film that never fails to make me feel happy. It’s also my favourite coming-of-age movie.

  • Toy Story 2

    Toy Story 2


    You can’t rush art!

    Hey, remember the time this whole movie was almost deleted?