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Geurts Burns Through All The Good 2010s Movies He Missed Out On

43 films

I have a whole lot of gaps from this past decade. This is a roadmap for me to fix my…

  • Under the Skin
  • Moonlight
  • Parasite
  • The Lighthouse
  • Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

2010s, top 50

50 films

barely ranked

  • The Irishman
  • Doctor Sleep
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • The Lighthouse
  • Parasite

Things I saw in a theater

277 films

For the purposes of this list, I'm only considering film or digital projections. Heavy bias towards bad mid-2000s things because…

  • The Lighthouse
  • Parasite
  • Us
  • Midsommar
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night

2019, ranked

47 films

Counting this by U.S release. I saw Loqueesha too, but I'd rather not acknowledge that movie exists so Jeremy Saville…

  • The Lighthouse
  • Cure
  • Candyman
  • The Addiction
  • Viy
  • Don't Look Now
  • Faust: Love of the Damned
  • The Old Dark House
  • Cathy's Curse
  • Q

Hooptober 6.66 - Living Deliciously

57 films

Breaking my self-imposed sequel/remake rule for this year, but these are still going to be first watch only. List is…

  • Creepshow
  • Thinner
  • Maximum Overdrive
  • Pet Sematary
  • Creepshow 2

Stephen King in Stephen King movies, ranked

7 films

Every time Stephen King appears in a movie based on his work, ranked.

  • Venom
  • The Boxer's Omen
  • On the Silver Globe
  • Roar
  • The Holy Mountain

face god and walk backwards into hell

41 films

an incomplete canon of films that are out of their damn minds. not putting david lynch or any surrealist directors…

  • PlayTime
  • La Haine
  • The Man Who Fell to Earth
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Mur Murs

My Progress Through The Criterion Collection

166 films

Listed in chronological order, based on the first time I watched them. At least, I think it's chronological.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Ghost World
  • Batman Returns
  • Dredd
  • Spider-Man 2

nerd homework, ranked

71 films

if it's drawn in a comic, it goes on the list. manga counts, but anime adaptations don't.

i haven't seen…

  • Eraserhead
  • The Fly
  • Suspiria
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Midsommar


30 films

no particular order

  • Eyes Without a Face
  • The Vanishing
  • The Double Life of Véronique
  • Police Story 2
  • Police Story