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Unnecessary Preamble To The Stuff We Love, ranked

26 films

Fire Walk With Me isn't on here because it's actually necessary. No direct-to-video prequels because that's like shooting fish in…

  • Under the Skin
  • Enter the Void
  • Hereditary
  • Us
  • Get Out
  • Taxi Driver
  • Fight Club
  • Suicide Squad
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Drive

films white guys take the wrong message from so they can pretend to be hardcore

16 films

Being on the list doesn’t necessarily mean the film is bad. In fact, many of these are very good.

  • Creepshow
  • Black Sabbath
  • The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
  • V/H/S/2
  • V/H/S
  • Bright
  • Ghostbusters
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • The Avengers
  • Hideaway

False Metal in Film

21 films

Inspired by rewatching the weird, bad metal concert scene from Ghostbusters 2016. The list doesn't reflect on the quality of…

  • Green Room
  • Mandy
  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • Monsters University
  • The Purge: Anarchy
  • Moonlight
  • Miami Connection
  • The Florida Project
  • Day of the Dead
  • Spring Breakers

the florida canon, ranked

13 films

tired of florida man jokes, here's some movies

  • Under the Skin
  • Us
  • Hereditary
  • Get Out
  • The Witch
  • Suspiria
  • Possession
  • Under the Skin
  • Blade Runner
  • Mulholland Drive

Films that fucked me up in a Big Way

124 films

These aren't neccessarily my favorite films (even though a lot of them are), but these are films that have really…

  • Us
  • Split
  • BlacKkKlansman
  • Get Out
  • Whiplash

Blumhouse Jank, Ranked

16 films

Blumhouse is one of the most interesting studios out there today and they've provided us with endless amounts of great…