28. she/her. a potato.
i haven't seen a movie this boring in a long long long time. i am not sure how you can make french debauchery and golden showers and ass-eating utterly boring... but here we are.
this was marketed here as period french debauchery in the woods where the most perverse pleasures shamelessly take place. i think a third of the people in the theatre left halfway through. i can't really tell whether they were scandalized by all the bad ass-eating or…