• In the Heights

    In the Heights

    ★★★★★

    more like in the heat (because it was very hot and it looked like everyone was sweating the entire movie. no seriously, everyone had a thin layer of gloss on them and it was most likely sweat. for most of the film, people were even commenting on the extreme heat causing many issues for the residents of Washington Heights. at forty three minutes and twenty-five seconds into the 2021 Film adaptation of the popular broadway smash hit ‘In The Heights’,…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ½

    space jam 2 of these balls in your mouth

  • Old

    Old

    ½

    i hate old people fuck you mom

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★★

    haven’t watched it but i can’t believe disney made a documentary on the horrors of the italian mafia

  • Regular Show: The Movie

    Regular Show: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    my girlfriend and i recently rewatched the entire show still one of the best and most creative things children’s entertainment has to offer

  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    inception is a ridiculous movie. im supposed to believe joseph gordon levitt can knock guys out in one punch?

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    ½

    this movie didlittle to impress me

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    Batman - dead parents
    Superman - dead parents and dead adopted dad
    Cyborg - dead mom and dead dad later on
    The Flash - dead mom and dad in prison
    Aquaman - mom supposedly “dead”
    Wonder Woman - chillin

  • Regular Show: The Movie

    Regular Show: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    need more coffee 😟
    need more margaret 😩

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ★★★★★

    Announcer on game: D-d-d-d-daaaaa-Dig Champs!

    Rigby: Dude, these are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life.

    Mordecai: Dude, it looks just like the cover.

    (Mordecai and Rigby chuckle at the cover of the game and the game itself, with the cover obviously looking better and different then the actual game.)

    Mordecai: Oh man. Dude, let's play it.

    Rigby: Woah, woah, woah! You can't play game like this right out of the box. We should stretch it out…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

    yeah i have marvel fatigue.................................in my wrist!!!!!! (i am jerking off to the marvel movies)

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★★★

    i’d trade everything in an instant to be elizabeth olsen’s husband