Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Mirror
  • Before Sunset
  • Mur Murs

Recent activity

  • Knives Out


  • Bones and All


  • The Menu


  • Brahmāstra Part One: Shiva


Pinned reviews

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    Guy who’s only ever seen Jojo Rabbit: “I’m getting really strong Jojo Rabbit vibes from this.”

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    To the movies that shaped my childhood,

    I bet you’re surprised that you have received this letter, I mean hell, I’m surprised that I’m writing it.  
    Part of me believed that you had forgotten about me…just as I was beginning to forget about you. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, and I wanted to hear from you one last time before you were gone. You’re fading from my memory, a distant call from a phone…

Recent reviews

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    Nominating this for screenplay is one of the coolest things the Academy has ever done.

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    I hope Bones and All does for cannibal movies what Twilight did for the vampire genre. 

    I want to see guys and gals dressing up for Halloween in their Hawaiian shirts and blood-spattered faces. Some fanfic writer really has the opportunity to make a multi-million dollar franchise here.

Popular reviews

  • Hamilton


    To all the kids in AP US History junior year of high school who won the raffle to go see Hamilton and then fell asleep in the audience while I sat at home depressed I didn’t win the raffle,

    Fuck you. I have Disney+ now.


  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    I can’t be the only one that thinks Veruca Salt definitely grew up to be a Karen. 

    “I want to see the manager, and I want it NOW!”