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  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Mirror
  • Before Sunset
  • Mur Murs

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  • Knives Out

    ★★★★

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★★

  • Brahmāstra Part One: Shiva

    ★★

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  • Come and See

    Come and See

    ★★★★★

    Guy who’s only ever seen Jojo Rabbit: “I’m getting really strong Jojo Rabbit vibes from this.”

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    To the movies that shaped my childhood,

    I bet you’re surprised that you have received this letter, I mean hell, I’m surprised that I’m writing it.  
    Part of me believed that you had forgotten about me…just as I was beginning to forget about you. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, and I wanted to hear from you one last time before you were gone. You’re fading from my memory, a distant call from a phone…

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    Nominating this for screenplay is one of the coolest things the Academy has ever done.

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    I hope Bones and All does for cannibal movies what Twilight did for the vampire genre. 

    I want to see guys and gals dressing up for Halloween in their Hawaiian shirts and blood-spattered faces. Some fanfic writer really has the opportunity to make a multi-million dollar franchise here.

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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    To all the kids in AP US History junior year of high school who won the raffle to go see Hamilton and then fell asleep in the audience while I sat at home depressed I didn’t win the raffle,

    Fuck you. I have Disney+ now.

    Sincerely,
    Hunter

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    I can’t be the only one that thinks Veruca Salt definitely grew up to be a Karen. 

    “I want to see the manager, and I want it NOW!”