"You are the child of God's holy gift of life. You come from me, but you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish."

I really never would have guessed that a film about sadomasochism would have literally the most unconventional, sexy, adorable, beautiful love story I think I've ever seen... I'm fucking obsessed. I LOVE everything about it. This film just works perfectly and I wanna thank everyone involved. …

I watched Vicky Cristina Barcelona five days ago. Within those five days, I struggled to put into words why I loved this film so much and the more time went on the worse it got. So here I am, still struggling, but hopefully I find my epiphany somewhere along the way. First things first: I am not nor will I ever be a Woody Allen fan, and this review will not focus on him. I watched Vicky Cristina Barcelona for…