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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum 2019
Call me crazy, but I just don’t think that guy should’ve forced him to cut off his ring finger.
John Wick: Chapter 2 2017
Call me crazy, but I just don’t think that guy should’ve blown up his house.
Green Book 2018
The story of how that racist guy who says “I’m not racist, I have a black friend” met his black friend.
What if Singin’ in the Rain was three hours long, had no singing and dancing, focused mostly on the villain, was largely charmless and grating, was filled with countless rip-offs of other movies, and instead of ending with a fantastical ballet, ended with the montage from the end of Disney’s The Great Movie Ride?