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  • Over the Hedge

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  • Trouble

    ★½

  • Combat Wombat

    ★½

  • Morbius

    ★½

  • Grown Ups 2

    ★★★

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★★½

    so in my experience of lightyear, i got extremely carsick, nearly threw up, got a dc league of superpets trailer and had an insane urge to go to the bathroom throughout the entire last third.










    best night of my life

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    The chipmunks kill dave seville and an elderly woman, alvin sings the cheese balls remix of Stayin Alive, theodore says a line about pole dancing, EDA FROM THE OWL HOUSE IS THE FUCKING PRINCIPAL, alvin kisses a girl's hand and she moans, two kids say about theodore "This one has serious junk in the trunk! it jiggles when i poke him", simon tells theodore "Your butt looks fine", ian tells a girlmunk to lay off the nuts, simon gets drowned…