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Zombie Flesh Eaters 1979
Woman- gets her eye horrifically impaled on a door.
My girlfriend- That's a nasty splinter.My all time favourite zombie movie; a triumph of Italian horror and an absolute blast. It gets more and more awesome with every re-watch: the gore and zombie effects are impeccable (Got to love theworms in the eye socket) , the setting is unique and feels dirty and helpless, as If you yourself really are trapped on an island with an inescable disease which renders…
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Evil Dead Rise 2023
I had a feeling when the awesome pulpy title screen hit that this was going to be good, and that it certainly was.
Moving it from the familiar cabin setting to an urban apartment complex was a decision I had some scepticism about; how integral was the atmosphere of the infamous cabin to this franchise? As it turns out- the atmosphere in this building is boiling over with ominous and foreboding energy.
This is a home run where reinvigorating a…
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War Pony 2022
A story juxtoposing boyhood and being a young man in an Indian reservation. In this rough and tumble world, cash is king and we see the instrisic charisma and savvyness nessassary to make one's way up in this world.
The two leads are infectiously likable, facing the world with an innate charm and pragmatism; grabbing and creating every opportunity with complete conviction. Whilst they may not always succeed, and take many missteps along the way, especially where there actions in…
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The Boogeyman 2023
I was really hoping that the girls from the high-school were going to get killed by the boogeyman. What an absolutely awful group of people; the real horror of this film.
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
Colour me disappointed. Somebody really needed to have a word with Arri Aster at some point during the making of this one as this is a meandering, self- indulgent, overinflated mess.
I'm in agreement about the excellence of the first act, it was gripping and chaotic in a darkly comic way. It seemed to me to be very representative of paranoia and merely watching is anxiety inducing. The problem is, this feels like a long long way away by the…
