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  • First Blood
  • Rambo: First Blood Part II
  • Rambo III
  • Rambo

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  • Becoming Helen Keller

  • Idle Hands

    ½

  • Meet the Deedles

    ★★★½

  • Lola

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  • Idle Hands

    Idle Hands

    red flag movie

  • Meet the Deedles

    Meet the Deedles

    ★★★½

    Tremendous cartoonish stuntwork throughout, although the helicopter danger scene at the 37 minute mark is a bit too real-looking and thus very triggering to this ex-paratrooper. Yellowstone PD or whatever needs to invest in that House Atreides ornithopter tech, much more stable than rotary blades.

    Coincidentally I watched that mildly amusing Attack of the Cliches thing on Netflix, and sure enough this PG movie has an almost-sex scene where the guy and the gal strip to their skivvies and smooch…

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  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a soldier, one of the first things at which I excelled, according to the infallible eye of my drill sergeants, was marching and marching movements. As a white guy and someone whose idea of nightmare is dancing in public, I’m a proud member of Rhythmless Nation, but I can twist & turn on command at perfect stiff right angles in combat boots with the best of them, apparently. This, uh, skill led me to be selected for local funeral detail…

  • Body Double

    Body Double

    ★★★★

    Fuck you, purists.
    This is better than Hitchcock.