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  • Beckman

    Beckman

    Lotta good gun fu and brutality. The cute girl gets only one singing scene; her lovely voice & haunting presence deserved more crooning coverage, even if such an indulgence would have resulted in this "faith film" overtipping its Christianist hand or overextending its lean 90 minute runtime.

    DVD special features include a blooper reel and a decent star + director commentary track which enhanced my already elevated appreciation of this thing. Sequels have been promised, and I shall watch them! Bring on BECKMAN 2: UNIVERSAL PASTOR: DAY OF RAPTURING or whatever.

  • The Witches

    The Witches

    ★½

    Kept waiting for the ICHI THE KILLER homage scene to happen and it never happened.

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  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a soldier, one of the first things at which I excelled, according to the infallible eye of my drill sergeants, was marching and marching movements. As a white guy and someone whose idea of nightmare is dancing in public, I’m a proud member of Rhythmless Nation, but I can twist & turn on command at perfect stiff right angles in combat boots with the best of them, apparently. This, uh, skill led me to be selected for local funeral detail…

  • Body Double

    Body Double

    ★★★★

    Fuck you, purists.
    This is better than Hitchcock.