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  • The Hateful Eight
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Lady Snowblood
  • The Godfather

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  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

  • Saw VI

    ★★★½

  • Saw V

    ★★★

  • Saw IV

    ★★★★

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  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    ★★★★★

    “Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.”

    There are two kinds of people in this world, those who love this movie and think that Tarantino is a genius, and those who hate this movie and think that Tarantino is a racist fuckhead. I am of the former.
    This movie is fucking awesome! Some people think that this movie is a racist propaganda film that only exists to give some white folks an n-word pass and that…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    If you are one of the people who didn’t watch this movie because “ew, subtitles” then you ain’t no friend of mine.

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is good, but I’m kinda disappointed in it. I saw it on opening night dressed as Michael Myers (which was fun until they made me take my mask off). The movie started with stuff from 1978 which really sucks because we’ve seen that night in 78 so much and I just want to get on with it. I hate how all the trailers made me think we were going to see Laurie be part of the mob and fight…

  • Saw VI

    Saw VI

    ★★★½

    Saw VI is a very politically charged film and a lot of people hate it for that and I can see that. I’m sorry but I really like this movie. That being said it’s nowhere near a masterpiece, it feels a little bloated in some places and Easton is a prick but I pretty much like everything else. I love the shotgun carousel and the flesh challenge is probably my favorite trap in the whole series. it’s kind of a guilty pleasure movie. It is really silly but that’s why I like it so much. Check it out.

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  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★★

    All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    The Godfather is my favorite film. The Godfather is the best film. The Godfather is a flawless film. The Godfather is a perfect film. There is a 99.9% chance The Godfather will never be topped by any film ever made or that will ever be made. I could go on and on forever but I think you get the point.