"Look I know you guys think I'm a real ...dick ...cheese ...burger ...or whatever."
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Man I thought this started out so strong but a few of the creative decisions in the later episodes left me scratching my head and even rolling my eyes at a few points. I enjoyed the show overall, but it certainly had its flaws. It's sad, be ready for that.
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Episode 1 was probably my favorite of the whole thing, before the slow burn of a nose dive. Is it completely original? No, but it's still a…
Holy film school flashbacks.
The influence this film has had over the years is undeniable. It's stylistic staying power in and of itself is impressive. There have been countless papers written about this thing, go read those if you want. All I'm here to say is that it looks awesome and there's a cool story hiding beneath all the rad visuals.
Now I'll out myself as the unsophisticated oaf that I am; I have fallen asleep to this movie 3…
The two elements that shine in this one are the environment and the creatures. For once, it isn't the acting, the dialogue, or the characters. That's weirdly refreshing in a way, but also keeps this from being one of the best horror movies ever made. It still comes pretty damn close, though. The first portion of this is pretty "whatever" for me. The character development is pretty mild, but I'm actually thankful for that. Get them into the cave and…
This was the movie my wife and I saw on our first date. Last night she rented out a local theater and we got to watch it for our 13th anniversary. What a treat.
I love any review I find that gripes about the acting or plot or whatever. "tHe SnAkEs WeReNt BeLiEvAbLe!" Are you serious? It's a movie called Snakes on A Plane for crying out loud. It's self aware. It literally does nothing but make fun of itself…