The Matchmaker

The Matchmaker

this movie is absolutely begging to be a musical and/or have half the cast replaced by Muppets

we’re thinking:
Kermit - Cornelius
Miss Piggy - Irene
Fozzy - Barnaby
Gonzo - Malachi
a chicken - Minnie
Dolly and Horace stay human
Swedish Chef and a ton of Rizzo waiters at the restaurant