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  • Cool as Ice

    Cool as Ice


    Drop That Zero and Get with the Hero

    For my 2,000th film I have watched a film that would be best described as: David Lynch + Tim Burton + George Michael’s Freedom ‘90 music video

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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    When the Annette Benning first appeared the guy behind me proclaimed, "You've got to be shitting me," and,,, i felt that

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story


    i loved it but also all i could think about was how natalie wood, a woman who i love and almost named my bike after when i was seven, is not puerto rican. that... is not a moment so pleasing to me in her career

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  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again


    Be Still My Beating Vagina

    Give Christine Baranski and Julie Walters their spin-off You COWARDS

  • Battle of the Sexes

    Battle of the Sexes


    (interior) Movie theater, dark:

    A man, most likely straight, halfway through a scene where Billy Jean and Marilyn are making out

    Man: "Ah, I guess she's gay."