MovieStuff65

MovieStuff65

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I am the sole arbiter of quality films

Most of my reviews are shitposts and are not meant to be taken seriously.

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • The Departed
  • American History X

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  • Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★★

  • Blade

    ★★★★

  • Titane

    ★★★★

  • Lamb

    ★★★★½

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  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If Michael Dougherty doesn’t use his Godzilla money to make the sequel to this what’s the fucking point 

    Not saying I’d be into it but if presented with the offer of kissing the hot werewolves in exchange for letting them eat me? I would at least consider it.

  • Blade

    Blade

    ★★★★

    There do be motherfuckers that always trying to ice skate up hill. It’s true I’ve seen it.

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