I want to drink champagne that's been at the bottom of the ocean for 50 years….. I also want to hear peacocks and cuckoos and owls every time I leave the house (I basically have this one whenever I visit my parents but I also want it in SE London)
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"Hey, so I've got this movie idea about a guy with an exceptional sense of smell who goes around killing women and taking their scent to make perfume."
"Ha, sounds like a pretty cool horror. Kinda like Maniac."
"Well, actually... I was thinking more along the lines of it being a British period drama that's basically in the style of a biopic and has loads and loads of narration. Also it's 2 and a half hours long. Plus, there's a…