When you’ve contracted minor self-diagnosed ADD from watching youtube shorts all the time, every day feels like this. And honestly he’s overreacting
Seven Chances 1925
Funny how some of the chase sequence in this is repurposed from Cops (1922), but instead of cops it's a roving gang of horny & scorned potential brides chasing poor Buster
So when Gael Garcia Bernal says that the rats will overthrow the humans and turn our bones into pens he gets to found a gaming company and cheat on his wife for no reason, but when I say that I’m “causing a disturbance” and “under arrest for public nudity”
Profoundly funny and upsetting viewing experience. Turns out they Lived In A Society back in 2009 too.
The Navigator 1924
Every good ship keeps at least one crate of Roman candles in case of Cannibal-related incidents
Mildred Pierce 1945
Terrifying premise: what if an ordinary middle-class woman gave birth to Lily-Rose Depp
The Balloonatic 1923
A clumsy portmanteau…
Under the Silver Lake 2018
The things you care about are useless where we're going.
Watched while eating mcdonalds and puffing on a nicotine-free vape. I am putrid. I am the dog killer.
The Eight Mountains 2022
The mountain giveth and the mountain taketh away… I long for them, they call to me. God I wish I could grow a big beard
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
Prior to this I'd missed five of the past eight mcu movies, and skipped all of the shows. Realistically isn't going to be the last mcu movie I'll watch, I'll catch the next spiderman, probably the next avengers or whatever, but emotionally this felt like a satisfying finale for me. Reminded me that I could actually have some emotional investment in characters in this universe, that I do actually enjoy the marvel brand humour a lot of the time and…
Beneath the Planet of the Apes 1970
Rubbing two fingers together and making kissy noises at the screen whenever Nova shows up like she's a cat across the road from me
I didn't vibe with a lot of this but that is the boldest ending to a franchise film I have ever seen, people must have been so pissed at the time lmao
I love Bomb ❤️
Three Ages 1923
"Get rid of that big boob and meet me outside. I am sitting behind you pretending to be asleep"
Sick of Myself 2022
I will financially support any filmmaker with an anti Guy Lodge agenda