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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★½

  • Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

  • National Lampoon's European Vacation

    ★★★

  • Blow Out

    ★★★★½

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.
    -Ripley

    When you get right down to it, Alien is a "B Movie" made with "Triple A Movie" sensibilities. The story in one broad stroke is a crew of people on a ship getting killed off one at a time by a creature. A story doesn't get more "B Movie" then that. I think the problem ended up being that every single person involved with the…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    They're coming for you, Barbara!
    -Johnny

    The birth of the modern zombie. It's often that Night of the Living Dead is simply mentioned as the first modern zombie film and almost all the praise goes to Dawn of the Dead as the greatest zombie film ever made. Night deserves much more praise then that.

    The rules of the modern zombie is engraved in pop culture. My 9 year old stepdaughter knows what a zombie is and she's never witnessed a…

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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★½

    Be like Kevin Bacon but like he didn’t suck!
    -Mantis

    Embraces the cringiest aspects of Christmas Specials instead of shying away from them. I wouldn't expect anything less from James Gunn. Cheesy and heartfelt.

    Making Drax (Dave Bautista) and Mantis (Pom Klementieff) the main characters of the story was also perfect. Klementieff especially.

    First Christmas themed film, thing, whatever of the year. Not in the spirit but gonna try to watch more. Here we go.

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

    Right from the beginning the audience thought Travis was a fucking nut. They found him ridiculous, and the more the film went on, the more ridiculous he acted, the funnier we found him. But we didn’t think Travis was just a nut, we thought Travis Bickle was a goofball. 
    -Quentin Tarantino 

    Jesus. I’ve been enjoying reading Tarantino’s Cinema Speculation despite the fact that I’ve avoided watching/listening interviews with him for a few years now for reasons that I first thought…

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  • Project X

    Project X

    ½

    Project X: I love you so much Superbad, I want to be just like you when I grow up.

    Superbad: Fuck you Project X

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…