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Favorite films

  • Casablanca
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • Unforgiven
  • Parasite

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  • Self Reliance

    ★★★½

  • Blood Diner

    ★★★½

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

  • The Killers

    ★★★★½

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.
    -Ripley

    When you get right down to it, Alien is a "B Movie" made with "Triple A Movie" sensibilities. The story in one broad stroke is a crew of people on a ship getting killed off one at a time by a creature. A story doesn't get more "B Movie" then that. I think the problem ended up being that every single person involved with the…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    They're coming for you, Barbara!
    -Johnny

    The birth of the modern zombie. It's often that Night of the Living Dead is simply mentioned as the first modern zombie film and almost all the praise goes to Dawn of the Dead as the greatest zombie film ever made. Night deserves much more praise then that.

    The rules of the modern zombie is engraved in pop culture. My 9 year old stepdaughter knows what a zombie is and she's never witnessed a…

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  • Self Reliance

    Self Reliance

    ★★★½

    Let’s play. 
    -Tommy 

    Jake Johnson‘s directorial debut, from his own script, turns out exactly how you would expect. He appropriately stars in his own film as Tommy, a schlub that is put in a preposterous situation that is purposely designed in such a way that when he tries to tell anyone about it, he sounds insane. 

    It’s not an in-your-face comedy, but most of the humor is just throw away lines the characters give in any given situation. For example,…

  • Blood Diner

    Blood Diner

    ★★★½

    For what these lacks in quality it completely makes up for with complete and utter madness. 

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    Degrees of Separation from Last Movie: 
    -Blood Diner with Lisa Elaina 
    -Was in Hard Rock Nightmare with Johnny Venocur 
    -Was in Savage Streets with Luisa Leschin 
    -Was in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 

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  • Project X

    Project X

    ½

    Project X: I love you so much Superbad, I want to be just like you when I grow up.

    Superbad: Fuck you Project X

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…