Cabin Fever

Cabin Fever ½

You're not looking so good.
-Deputy Winston

What is this shit? I thought it was weird that they were remaking Cabin Fever since, you know, it's only 14 years old, but they just made the exact same movie over again. What the hell?

It might not be on the same level as frame-per-frame "a la Gus Van Sant's Psycho" but holy shit is it ever close. Any differences between this film and the original are strictly superficial. A lot of the dialogue is even word for word the same.

The only thing this added was a few aerial shots, the first of which actually does a call back to The Shining. Now someone needs to tell director Travis Zariwny that the last thing he should be doing is reminding viewers of Stanley Kubrick while they're stuck watching his shitty little horror remake.

I honestly would have preferred to watch another disappointing VOD sequel with Sean Astin's character from Patient Zero then this. It's just the same god damn movie again with a shitty cast of assholes that have no chemistry together.