Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Ex Drummer
  • Barton Fink
  • The Game

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  • Dead End

    ★★

  • In the Bedroom

    ★★★★

  • The Rules of Attraction

    ★★★★½

  • Executive Decision

    ★★★

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  • The Love Guru

    The Love Guru

    This movie is ATROCIOUS.

    A Terrible Rancid Obscene Creation Infecting Our Unexpecting Souls

    It took me over 13 years to work up the will to watch it, and it's worse than I could have ever imagined.

    This is pretty much The Cat in the Hat Goes to Bollywood. It's packed with even more unrelenting fourth-grader gags, potty humour, and wordplay followed up every other minute by Mike Myers giggling to himself and mugging for the camera. I was exhausted after…

  • Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time

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  • Dragonball Evolution

    Dragonball Evolution

    ★★★★★

    Wow... Just wow...

    I just Ka-me-ha-me-ha'ed in my pants after watching this masterful adaptation. The source material was something I lost interest in after a few seasons when I realized I could waste my time in more entertaining ways than watching protracted fights and characters powering up.

    In this tour de force, James Wong and Ben Killa Ramsey translate Akira Toriyama's larger than life Dragon Ball universe into a more grounded cinematic vision. This is akin to what Christopher Nolan…

  • God's Not Dead 2

    God's Not Dead 2

    ★★★★★

    This made me cry for a good two hours straight, pick up a Bible, get on my knees and ask God (who's definitely real) for forgiveness. I'm no longer a foolish atheist.

    This is not a movie, this is the most important piece of media containing 100% empirical truth about God since The Holy Bible. It outright eclipsed its predecessor in every way.

    While the first one was nothing but a propaganda piece which used strawman arguments in a "philosophy"…