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  • Jaws
  • Highlander
  • Rocky IV
  • The Exorcist

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  • Cross My Heart

    ★★★

  • Clifford

    ★★½

  • The Northman

    ★★★½

  • The Sadness

    ★★★½

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  • Cross My Heart

    Cross My Heart

    ★★★

    After the nightmare of Clifford, I figured I needed a Martin Short palette cleanser and wound up with this ultra 80's Rom-Com, co-starring Annette O'Toole.

    And I tell ya, this was not the palette cleanser I needed - at all.
    What I was expecting was gentle 80's Rom-Com fun in the John Hughes tradition. What I got was Martin Short in the least sexy, ultra tight speedo's getting his very candid freak on with O'Toole.
    This was more disturbing than…

  • Clifford

    Clifford

    ★★½

    Clifford is truly the stuff of nightmares.
    I drank an entire bottle of wine during this and I STILL wasn't drunk enough.

    Crazy to think now, but the early 90's was a weird time for movies and for every Forest Gump or Pulp Fiction, there were dozens of barrel-scraping "family" movies cashing in on the popularity of Home Alone, mixed with the gentle surrealism of Amblin.... Just dip your toes into the pool and check out some other "classics" from…

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  • Street Fighter

    Street Fighter

    ★★★

    Lets not fool ourselves here - Street Fighter is a piece of shit.
    But I'll be damned if time isn't being kind to this car crash. Watching it as a straight comedy last night in a packed cinema, it was a hoot.

    Things that are bad about Street Fighter = Everything.

    Things that are amazing in Street Fighter =

    - Raul Julia's straight delivery of a proposterous script.
    - Van Damme's inspirational call to arms.
    - Van Damme calling Bison…

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    ★★★★½

    SO. MANY. EMOTIONS!!!
    Damn, Train to Busan. I don't know what to say.
    It's an emotional rollercoaster, that's for sure. A slow start quickly gives way to an adrenaline packed, emotionally wrenching horror movie. Although to be more accurate, this ain't no ordinary horror movie; it's an action movie, a disaster movie & a family drama all in one.

    Zombies on a train is such a cool idea (Horror Express already proved this) - I mean, where do you escape to?…