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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Spider-Man 3
  • Meet the Robinsons

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  • Garfield

    Garfield

    Horribly inaccurate to the source material because this has a story and discernible jokes and makes an attempt at entertainment. It fails miserably at all of these things, but the fact that it tries to do them at all makes it unfathomably more compelling and interesting than the meaningless-by-design litter fuel that is Jim Davis’ life’s work. This movie sucks major ass but the comic it’s based on was already the capitalist heat-death of passion and creativity for the funny pages. This is just doing that for the silver screen.

    Why did they give Garfield jiggle physics

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fun fact, my original review for this movie is one of only 2 or 3 Letterboxd reviews I’ve deleted. Normally I leave my bad reviews up but for whatever reason that one really bothered me. You’re not missing much, it mostly me talking out of my ass about philosophy I had only learned second-hand trying to justify why I didn’t enjoy the dumb hot dog fingers movie movie while also not fully committing to the fact that I didn’t like…

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In this movie, Tony Stark (Iron Man) calls his teammate Thor “Lebowski”, in reference to the resemblance Thor bears to Jeff Bridges’ titular character in The Big Lebowski. However, Jeff Bridges has already played a character in the the same cinematic universe as Avengers: Endgame, specifically, Obadiah Stane in Iron Man. Are we then expected to believe that the film The Big Lebowski, and by extension actor Jeff Bridges, coexist in the same reality as Obadiah Stane? And no one, not even Tony Stark, a character this movie establishes as being prone to calling out his coworker’s resemblances to Jeff Bridges, makes note of this???

  • A Scanner Darkly

    A Scanner Darkly

    Was prepared to make some silly goofs n gags about cartoon Keanu but then the last 30 minutes emotionally obliterated me (again). Incredible movie, I love it a lot