Horribly inaccurate to the source material because this has a story and discernible jokes and makes an attempt at entertainment. It fails miserably at all of these things, but the fact that it tries to do them at all makes it unfathomably more compelling and interesting than the meaningless-by-design litter fuel that is Jim Davis’ life’s work. This movie sucks major ass but the comic it’s based on was already the capitalist heat-death of passion and creativity for the funny pages. This is just doing that for the silver screen.
Why did they give Garfield jiggle physics