Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Logan 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Apr 2022 1

  2006: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
  2009: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
  2014: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
  2017: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
  2022: ...
  you'd think after almost 20 years I'd stop falling for this shit

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014

  ★★½ Rewatched 11 Oct 2021 2

  Emma stone is so pretty in this you could just SNAP her up....

Recent reviews

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  "There are no more theories to cross. All I have in common with the rewatchers and the analyzers, the critics and the viewer, all the theorizing I have mansplained and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My confusion is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better answer for anyone; in fact, I want my confusion to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is…

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Oct 2023

  how did the guy who made the worst saw film make the new best one by far, yeah I wasn't expecting this to be good but this was actually pretty good and a lot of fun. also seeing this in 4DX was a hell of a way to experience it I must say, I had to keep cleaning my glasses from all the water during the many many times I got sprayed when blood was spilled in the film.

Popular reviews

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  The Duke 2020

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2022 3

  This is the sort of film your mum will watch on TV on a Saturday afternoon. I can't explain it but trust me if you see this your know I'm right

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  Doctor Who: Legend of the Sea Devils 2022

  ★★½ Watched 17 Apr 2022

  More like doctor who and the Legend of queerbaiting