Ell C

I'm that guy who forces Luke to watch films in one sitting

Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Conjuring
  • Life of Brian
  • Shaun of the Dead

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  • American Psycho

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Who: Terror of the Autons

    ★★★½

  • Saw X

    ★★★½

  • Hocus Pocus

    ★★★★★

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  • Logan

    Logan

    ★★★★★

    2006: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
    2009: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
    2014: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
    2017: I can believe this last time I'll see Patrick Stewart as Professor X
    2022: ...
    you'd think after almost 20 years I'd stop falling for this shit

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★½

    Emma stone is so pretty in this you could just SNAP her up....

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  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "There are no more theories to cross. All I have in common with the rewatchers and the analyzers, the critics and the viewer, all the theorizing I have mansplained and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My confusion is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better answer for anyone; in fact, I want my confusion to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is…

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★½

    how did the guy who made the worst saw film make the new best one by far, yeah I wasn't expecting this to be good but this was actually pretty good and a lot of fun. also seeing this in 4DX was a hell of a way to experience it I must say, I had to keep cleaning my glasses from all the water during the many many times I got sprayed when blood was spilled in the film.

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  • The Duke

    The Duke

    ★★★

    This is the sort of film your mum will watch on TV on a Saturday afternoon. I can't explain it but trust me if you see this your know I'm right

  • Doctor Who: Legend of the Sea Devils

    Doctor Who: Legend of the Sea Devils

    ★★½

    More like doctor who and the Legend of queerbaiting