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  • Young Again

    Young Again

    ★★½

    i don’t know if this had a theatrical release but it certainly feels like tv. looks like shit and has zero narrative thrust. but it’s keanu’s starring debut and the whole movie is basically him trying to fuck this milf, so that’s funny. 

    but you can totally save yourself 85 minutes and just watch this cute interview from when it came out.

  • One Step Away

    One Step Away

    he has a single cross earring and switches between cute flannels and a black sleeveless t shirt and didn't mean to do any harm :( and he's so sweet and cute and loves his mom :)

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  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★★½

    keanu gets sucked so dry his hair turns white nuff said

  • New Rose Hotel

    New Rose Hotel

    ★★★★★

    what the fuck is this?