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  • The Angry Birds Movie 2

    The Angry Birds Movie 2


    the animators do a lot to cram in as many jokes to this as possible, and while they don't all land gracefully, none of them crash either.

  • Mulan



    Can I name the witch Nagini? She's a shapeshifting character based off of an animal from the original material that has a small part at the villain's side but is now elevated to a large supporting role, that fosters an attempt at a complex narrative balancing the expectations put upon women, with, a desire for villainy. She's Nagini.

    I didn't like Nagini.

    - Why does Mulan live in Shakespeare's Globe Theatre?

    - What is this movie's bird obsession all about and where did it come from?

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  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium


    I only watched this to understand Walter White's torment.

  • Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys

    Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys


    I'm beginning to sense a familiar pattern with Pokemon movies:

    - there are two legendary Pokemon duking it out
    - a Pokemon hates humanity through a huge misunderstanding based on the events of one evil individual
    - Ash performs a great feat of courage
    - Pokemon and humanity are proven not to be evil and both can live together in harmony
    - everything in between is just Team Rocket pissing about and Pokemon screaming their names, with an inevitable "come out everybody" scene with some K-pop crap playing that describes an overarching moral about achieving your goals, through Pokemon. Oh, and Brock flirts to death.