Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eden Lodge 2015

  ★ Watched 03 Oct 2023 2

  I accidentally watched this one under the impression it was something completely different the entire time. And it was pretty terrible.

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  She 1965

  ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  Cheesy and ridiculous, but at times a very fun adventure film. Can’t go wrong with Cushing and Lee.

  And I think it’s safe to say Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have definitely seen this one.

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2022 2

  Okay I’m back. But I’m not happy about it.

  Why people like it, I don’t know and I don’t want to know. Its for people who think looking halfway decent and having attractive people means it’s “good”. It’s the kind of film that makes me hate watching films. Rian Johnson is such an embarrassingly out of touch trust fund vampire, it’s not even mildly amusing anymore. Lazy script, boring characters (except Blanc) and absolutely atrocious acting. Like the first one…

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★½ Watched 10 Mar 2023 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Very fucking dumb. One of the lazier scripts I’ve seen in a while and the last film I watched was Iron Eagle. Sitting in a crowd of people that were cheering and clapping for a “you have to let go” message in 2023 made me realize I should stop going to theaters. It just becomes mind numbing at a certain point. The killers aren’t interested in killing. The survivors don’t care if they survive. It’s almost as if they know…