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  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Streets of Fire
  • Why Don't You Play in Hell?
  • Never Too Young to Die

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  • Face Face

    ★★★

  • Leatherface

    ★★

  • Plank Face

    ★★★

  • Jug Face

    ★★★★★

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  • Jug Face

    Jug Face

    ★★★★★

    I spent most of yesterday lounging and watching too many hours* of Letterkenny. I watched this here feature from 2013 by way of a Mr. Chad Crawford Kinkle when I went to bed. I finished it and immediately fell asleep. My dreams seamlessly melded the two distinct fictional worlds into one. All of the main characters of the film were replaced by the Letterkenny regulars.

    Instead of deep-woods American hillbillies it was a cult of Canadian hicks who had a…

  • The Last Inn

    The Last Inn

    This movie is like one of those memes where someone is all, "I trained a bot on 1,000 hours of ghost stories and had it write a script for a movie." Except it's not just the writing. It's every single creative choice. Utterly alien and totally inept. I mean look at this.

    I compare it to films like After Last Season or Governor Gabbi. It's perfect for a drunken 'Bad Movie Night'. I don't know how to rate this. It's…

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