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  • The Thing
  • They Live
  • Assault on Precinct 13
  • Halloween
  • Prince of Darkness

John Carpenter films RANKED

17 films

TIER 1: The Thing (perfect) TIER 2: 2-6 (masterclass) TIER 3: 7-12 (lovely stuff) TIER 4: 13-17 (nope)

  • RRR
  • Pearl
  • Nope
  • X
  • The Batman
  • Inferno
  • Found Footage 3D
  • The Crazies
  • Tenebre
  • Rashomon
  • Savage
  • Amazing Stories
  • Night Gallery
  • Something Evil
  • Always
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Jaws
  • Schindler's List
  • Jurassic Park

Steven Spielberg films RANKED

24 films

The most ubiquitous and acclaimed director of all time yet still underrated. The Paul McCartney of cinema, still making hits…

  • A Raisin in the Sun
  • One, Two, Three
  • Threads
  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • Captain Fantastic
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Spider-Man 2
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming
  • Spider-Man
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • GoodFellas
  • Toy Story 3
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

6 stars

44 films

Not ranked. They’re all number one.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Nope
  • Minari
  • West Side Story
  • The Phantom Carriage
  • Sherlock, Jr.
  • Metropolis
  • The Passion of Joan of Arc
  • All Quiet on the Western Front

Certified Groovy Movies (5 stars)

159 films

Every film I’ve given five stars to. 

I feel like I’ve been to generous with the rating but as I…

  • A Raisin in the Sun
  • The Out-of-Towners
  • Sweet Charity
  • The Cremator
  • The Tunnel

Hidden Gems

100 films

Great films with a criminally low number rating or they have been overlooked. “Cinephile” Instagram pages won’t be putting none…

  • Avengers: Endgame
  • The Human Condition I: No Greater Love
  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • Marriage Story
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Films I cried watching

31 films

Not sure why these films in particular got me as I’ve found some other films like Schindler’s List and All…