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  • The Master

    The Master


    "If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world"

    Pretty sure PTA could direct a criterion cereal commercial.

    This Freddie Quell character wouldn't last a day in my frat house.

    Wish it was 3 and a half hours long, just for more of the on screen goodness that is the Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix duo.

    Jonny Greenwood is unstoppable.

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    "I save the fries for last"

    Barry Keoghan is obviously a bang up actor bc all film I wanted to punch him directly in the nose.

    Try to reverse engineer that final living room scene and no way anyone not greek could come up with this shit.

    Second Lanthimos, and while I dont find it as sincere as The Lobster, I think its darkly hilarious and unsettling and so well embedded within its aesthetic, all while lacking Shostakovich's violin.


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  • The Hills Have Eyes

    The Hills Have Eyes


    Watched this a few times growing up w my brother.

    I definitely laughed during parts I shouldn't have.

    Surprisingly not horrible. There's some good film making w the cinematography and music. The makeup/costume design is really sick too. However the constant use of sound effects on banal motions to make them seem scary is... cheap. And the occasional post production speed up on zoom ins/outs is also... outdated to say the least.

    The trailer scene is a little too gratuitous,…

  • Eraserhead


    "[heavy whirring]"

    Lynch confirmed weeb w his protagonist getting a nosebleed at the thought of sex.

    First David Lynch feature I've seen (having only been exposed to Twin Peaks and some short films) and it's equal parts expected and unnervingly ridiculous.

    I think the overall mythos of the 'Lynchian' aesthetic, in all it's strange and matter-of-factly surrealism, supersedes some of the more impressive technical efforts. Like, it hadn't occurred to me that Lynch also being a music producer would translate…