you know that scene when they’re walking through the lot and mia stops in to look at one of the sets and she just says “i love it.” yeah that’s me watching this movie

[laughing nervously] what the fuck?

riddle me this, john: why would you end the murderous email to your friend from college with “okay, see you at improv practice!” when the email explicitly said he was going to miss improv practice? for an english major your reading comprehension is not great

me @ steve: please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please

@RealJamesWoods Didn't you date a 19 year old when you were 60.......?

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