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  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • Distant Voices, Still Lives
  • The Beaches of Agnès
  • Jurassic Park

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  • The Fly

    ★★★

  • Barton Fink

  • The Bad and the Beautiful

  • Die Another Day

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

    The extended editions are so messy. Like obviously overall they are inferior films to the theatrical editions - having characters show up or talked about before their appearances in Return of the King, thus lessening the impact of their reveal (Denethor, Faramir warning Frodo about Shelob, etc.), overexplaining character arcs, overexplaining lore, overexplaining themes - but there is something truly special about watching a non-diegetic golden light fall upon Merry and Pippin's faces when they discover the barrels of weed. Who among us.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    "Why don't we just wait here for a little while, see what happens?" ENNIO MORRICONE: HIT THAT FUCKING BASS LINE. PASS THE WHISKEY. DRY MANLY CHUCKLE. THAT'S BOY'S NIGHT. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

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