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  • Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders

    Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders

    ★★★½

    Godspeed to my man Shaggy, the original alien fucker

  • Birdman

    Birdman

    ★★★★

    this movie thinks that theatre kids have rights and as a theatre kid i do appreciate that

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  • Zama

    Zama

    ★★★★★

    fucked up if true!

  • Maurice

    Maurice

    ★★★★½

    WHEN HE SWOOPS RUPERT GRAVES INTO HIS ARMS LIKE THAT...EVERY OTHER KISS IN CINEMATIC HISTORY IS SHAKING

    I like how each character's attractiveness scene to scene is directly proportional to how comfortable they are with their ~unspeakable vice of Greeks

    R.I.P The Traveling Mustache of Heterosexuality

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  • All About Eve

    All About Eve

    ★★★★★

    FULL OF MUSIC AND FIRE

  • The Hollow Crown: Richard II

    The Hollow Crown: Richard II

    ★★★★

    remember when that homophobic Tory who somehow has a job writing theatre reviews for The Spectator said that Ben Whishaw was "ill-suited to Shakespeare?" haha anyway apropos of nothing i wonder what it's like to have your head so far up your own ass