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Master of the Flying Guillotine 1976

★★★★ Watched by MushiMinion 21 May 2022

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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The Black Beyond Trilogy 1992

★★★★★ Watched by MushiMinion 21 May 2022 1

Jordan Peele wishes his Twilight Zone reboot was this good.

Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa 2002

½ Watched by MushiMinion 25 Dec 2017 2

The End of Evangelion of Christmas movies.
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum 2018

★★★★ Watched by MushiMinion 11 Jun 2019

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As far as protégés of The Blair Witch Project go, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum is genuinely unsettling in all the right ways. It only staggers briefly towards the end, when it begins to lean too much upon familiar genre staples, reminding us that this found footage film is in fact just a movie... but not before scaring you with some disturbing ideas of its own in the process. Room 402 is not for the faint of heart.