• Duel



    Googled "100 miles to km" and was like "oh damn, I get it now."

    Pretty boring but I get what it was doing and how it could really work for some people. Hell of a feature length debut

  • Enough Said

    Enough Said


    Like with Friends With Money, I was extremely put off by the vibes that this emanates. I love Julia Louis-Dreyfus but I felt like she was just doing too much here. With that being said, some parts were kinda cute and charming. James Gandolfini was so delightful, mvp 10/10

  • GoodFellas



    This is definitely one of the most important movies ever made to me in that it has shaped who I am but I realized during this rewatch that I don't know a single fucking thing that happens in it, just images. I almost lost it when he mentioned that they were by the airport because I suddenly remembered for the first time in years that Lufthansa is a plot point in this. I've read the fucking book!!!! I just only…

  • The Drop

    The Drop


    Extra half star for Rocco

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Makes me want to start therapy lol

  • Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always

    Euphoria: Trouble Don't Last Always

    Absolutely crashed down, caved in and started watching Euphoria a couple days ago. Once I got past the pretty terrible first half hour of the pilot (which is where I turned it off the first time I tried watching) I realized "ohhh so this doesn't have to be about Rue at all" and got really into it. Basically I just half pay attention whenever Zendaya is talking so I more or less half watched this because I only really cared about what Colman Domingo had to say

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    I don't know what this movie was about but I loved it so so so so so so so so much. The scene when he was placing fabric on her and taking her measurements made me feel fucking insane

  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides


    When the boy asked her if she'd heard of Yale, that was so funny. She was so polite to just go "oh yeah" like I definitely would not have been as polite.

    Idk why I hated this so much the first time I saw it, I think I didn't know what to expect so I was just kinda like "what" and got bored. Still not sure what the big deal was though lol like guys are so dumb. They're like "omg girls are so mysterious, we'll never be able to find the missing pieces and discover what happened" and it's like well hon they were depressed

  • Scream



    If Mikey Madison has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Mikey Madison has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Mikey Madison has only one fan then that is me. If Mikey Madison has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Mikey Madison, then I am against the world.

    Honestly kinda boring! I do not like the new girl, Sam's actress was so bland to…

  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2


    Didn't really care whenever any of the characters were speaking but I had a mostly good time whenever they were either dying or almost dying

  • Flower



    Kinda boring but Zoey Deutch kept the whole thing afloat

  • Red Rocket

    Red Rocket

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Can't say that I didn't like this buuuuut can't really say that I liked it either. Sort of did not have any feelings or emotions at all both during and after. I was interested in how it was a character study on a guy who's just a parasite on the women around him though, but the movie as a whole just didn't do much for me. The pile-up on the news did make me giggle though