Matisse has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2013.

  • Devil



    Is this movie really as recent as 2010? I remember seeing it in theaters and liking it, and as I was rewatching it, I made the excuse for myself that I probably liked it because I was little. But if this came out in 2010, that means I was 17, and that is absolutely not young enough to justify liking this film. So I'm pretty disappointed in 17-year-old me. Devil is a cool concept with an incredibly sloppy execution.


  • Red Dawn

    Red Dawn


    What's this? A 1.5 star rating, but still a like? Did I misclick something? No, the reason I gave Red Dawn 1 1/2 stars is because technically it is an absolutely terrible movie. It's not believable, the dialogue is shitty, and most of the acting is sub-par at best. But the fact remains that I loved this movie, and mostly because of all the terrible things I listed above. When you boil it down, Red Dawn is hilarious plain and…